yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
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Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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