Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
