Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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