he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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