Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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