awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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