I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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