I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.