I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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