I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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