yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Randomize
