and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
false alarm. still invincible.
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Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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