Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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