would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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