dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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