can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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