im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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