I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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