I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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