ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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