I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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