a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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