i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
MIDGETS
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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