Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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