im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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