nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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