we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I wish there were birth control emojis
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
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Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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