She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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