I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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