you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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