she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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