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you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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