She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting married
To pizza
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
We are all done wearing pants today
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize