Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
