No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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