Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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