I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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