dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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