Duck Duck Cougar?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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