How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
