He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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