Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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