on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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