Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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