So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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