So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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