i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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