What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
me + whiskey = a bad person
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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