I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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