Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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