You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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