I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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