Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Text me some of your sweat
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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