You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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